Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Is there a problem officer?

A male driver is pulled over by a female police officer and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Police Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man:

No Miss, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken back light.

Man: Broken back light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that rear light for weeks.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Officer: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk (",)

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