Is there a problem officer?
A male driver is pulled over by a female police officer and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Police Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man:
No Miss, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken back light.
Man: Broken back light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that rear light for weeks.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Officer: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk (",)
Man: What's the problem officer?
Police Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man:
No Miss, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken back light.
Man: Broken back light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that rear light for weeks.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Officer: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk (",)
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