What;s your name?

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him. 'Hello' she said. 'My name is Carmen Gold.'

'That's a beautiful name,' he said, 'Is it a family name?'

'No', she replied. 'I gave it to myself.

It reflects the things I like most in life -- cars, men, and fine jewelry.'

'So what's your name?' she asked.

He replied, 'Elvis.... Elvis Bigtitsenfootball'