Blonde Diary

DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE

I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship.
I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO

We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and
we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE

I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some
shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a
wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.

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DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR

Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about
$80. The Captain invited me to have the dinner with him in his state
room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my boyfriend.

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DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE

Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside.
The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I
declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have sex with me he would sink the ship.


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DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX

I saved over 1400 lives today.......... Twice !!!