A young widow goes to doctors for an internal.

The Doctor says you are still a virgin, but you have been married & widowed 3 times in just over 5 years.

How's is it that you are still a virgin?

The Woman said that her first husband was an Astronomer and all he did was "look at it" the 2nd was a Psychologist all he did was "talk to it" the 3rd husband was a Stamp collector.

"God I miss him"