Male Chauvinist Pig

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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