To Do List for Today ...

1. Go to the shopping mall

2. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' shopping carts when they aren't looking.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'I think we have a code 3 in housewares,' and see what happens.

5. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpetted areas.

6. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why won't you people leave me alone?'

7. While handling guns in the sports section, ask the clerk if the gun comes with anti depressant prescriptions?

8. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!

9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.

10. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ......'Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!

Have a great day (",)